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Ode to the Remote Control: A Modest Device That Grants Desires Without Requiring One to Rise

Ode to the Remote Control: A Modest Device That Grants Desires Without Requiring One to Rise

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September 5th, 2026

Ode to the Remote Control: A Modest Device That Grants Desires Without Requiring One to Rise

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CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. (AP)Had the television remote control never been invented, those denizens known as channel surfers and couch potatoes would assuredly have been compelled to wage verbal skirmishes over some altogether different subject matter.

クロトン・オン・ハドソン、NY(AP)仮にテレビのリモコンが発明されていなかったならばチャンネルサーファーやカウチポテトといった存在はさぞや別の主題をめぐって舌戦を繰り広げざるを得なかったであろう。

Upon deeper reflection, it is conceivable that such surfers and potatoes, as entities, might never have materialized in this world at all.

熟考するならばそもそもそうしたサーファーやポテトなるものはこの世に出現し得なかったかもしれないのだ

Those under the age of forty may find it scarcely conceivable, yet there once existed an era in which altering the channel necessitated rising from one's seat, traversing the distance to the television set, and manually rotating the dial.

Those under the age of forty may find it scarcely conceivable, yet there once existed an era in which altering the channel necessitated rising from one's seat, traversing the distance to the television set, and manually rotating the dial.

The scientists at Zenith Electronics discerned an exigent predicament that demanded immediate remediation.

ゼニス・エレクトロニクスの科学者たちは即座の解決が不可欠な喫緊の課題を認識した

The inaugural television remote control, the 'Lazy Bone,' made its market debut in 1950, yet it was bereft of wireless capability.

最初のテレビ用リモコン「レイジー・ボーン」は1950年に市場へ登場したが、それはワイヤレスではなかった

Consequently, a vexatious inconvenience ensued, wherein individuals frequently tripped over the device and were precipitated to the ground.

その結果人々はしばしばそれに足を取られて転倒するという不都合が生じた

Five years later, the inaugural wireless remote control, the "Flash-Matic," boasted an unsettling firearm-esque aesthetic and operated via optical signals.

五年後最初のワイヤレスリモコン「フラッシュ・マチック」は、その外観が銃を彷彿とさせる不気味なものであり光信号を利用していた

Devoid of any capacity to discriminate between television models, this contrivance precipitated the vexatious phenomenon whereby, under clear skies, spurious signals would arbitrarily usurp control and switch channels of their own volition.

この装置はテレビの機種を判別する能力を欠いており晴天時には誤った信号によってチャンネルが独断で切り替わるという厄介な現象が生じた

The subsequent year witnessed the market debut of Zenith's "Space Command," which harnessed sonic waves as its intermediary.

翌年にはゼニス社の「スペースコマンド」が音波を媒介として市場に登場した

Owing to the audible "click" emitted with each depression of a button on these nascent models, the appellation "clicker" was ultimately engendered.

これらの初期型モデルにおいてはボタンを押下するたびに「カチッ」という可聴音が発せられたことから、「クリッカー」という用語が誕生するに至ったのである

Remote control devices harnessing infrared signals made their market debut in the 1980s, and, coupled with the advent of the multi-channel broadcasting era ushered in by cable television, these instruments ascended to an unassailable position of indispensability in daily life.

赤外線信号を駆使するリモートコントロール装置は1980年代に初めて市場へ登場し、ケーブルテレビによる多チャンネル放送時代の幕開けと相俟ってこの機器は日常生活に不可欠な存在として確固たる地位を築くに至った

"The mishap of misplacing a remote control between the cushions has, in our contemporary era, metamorphosed into a calamity of a magnitude commensurate with losing one's smartphone," remarked David Bianculli, the television critic for NPR's 'Fresh Air' and a professor at Rowan University in New Jersey.

クッションの隙間にリモコンを紛失するという出来事は今日においてスマートフォンを失うのと同程度の騒動を引き起こす事態へと変貌を遂げた」と、NPRの「フレッシュ・エア」のテレビ評論家でありニュージャージー州のローワン大学教授を務めるデビッド・ビアンクーリ氏は述べている

The remote control device has come to exert a profound influence extending even to the very logic of television programming and the very complexion of viewing behaviour.

リモコンという装置はテレビの番組編成の論理視聴行動の様相そのものにまで深甚な影響を及ぼすに至った

For the networks, the seamless continuity of the programming schedule assumed paramount significance: namely, the imperative of pre-empting any viewer impulse to switch channels.

ネットワーク側にとって番組スケジュールの連続的な流れ決定的な重要性を帯びていたすなわち視聴者がチャンネルを切り替えてしまう衝動を、いかにして未然に防ぐかという命題である。

CBS's Saturday-night lineup of the 1970s, a sequence running from "All in the Family" through to "The Carol Burnett Show," must be adjudged nothing short of a strategic masterpiece, one that deftly engineered the inter-programmatic chain.

1970年代におけるCBSの土曜夜の編成「オール・イン・ザ・ファミリー」から「キャロル・バーネット・ショー」に至るまでの一連の流れは、番組間の連鎖を巧みに構築したまさに戦略的傑作と評されるべきものであった

NBC, for its part, had once positioned Thursday nights as "Must See TV"a designation signifying unmissable viewingand regarded that framework as the linchpin of its competitive ascendancy.

一方NBCはかつて木曜夜を「マスト・シーTV」すなわち必見の時間帯として位置づけその枠組みを自らの競争優位の要と見なしていたのである。

In the nascent era of cable television, a breed of viewer emergedthe so-called "surfer"who, devoid of any discernible intent, would manipulate the remote control and drift haphazardly across the channels.

ケーブルテレビ草創期においては視聴者は明確な意図もなくリモコンを操作し無作為にチャンネルを彷徨い歩く「サーファー」なる存在が誕生した

This phenomenon elevated visual flamboyance in programme production to a paramount imperative, compelling every work to be endowed with an allure capable of seizing the viewer's gaze in an instant.

この現象によって番組制作における視覚的華美さが至上命題として優先されるに至りいかなる作品も瞬時にして視聴者の眼球を捕捉する訴求力を具備することを余儀なくされたのである

The device known as the remote control harbours an intrinsic flaw that cannot be countenanced.

リモコンという装置には看過し得ぬ本質的欠陥が内在している

It lies in its propensity to amplify humanity's most self-serving impulses.

それは人間の利己的衝動を増幅させるという点である

It proliferates its options without restraint or terminus, until the user is bereft of any latitude for choice and finds it utterly impossible to discern which to adopt.

使用者が選択の余地を喪失しもはやどれを採用すべきか判別不可能となるまで、無制限かつ際限なくその数を増殖させるのである

Moreover, that frail wellspring of power, the battery, ceases its function without mercy at the most unforeseen of instants.

さらに電池という脆弱な動力源は最も予期せぬ刹那に容赦なくその機能を停止する

Now that household appliances have materialized voice recognition, the remote control may be destined to gradually recede into the annals of history.

今や家電製品が音声認識を具現化したことでリモコンという存在は漸次歴史の彼方へと消え去る運命にあるのかもしれない

Yet until that dawn fully breaks, we shall remain beholden to the vexatious ritual of retracing our own footsteps in search of the misplaced clicker.

しかしその曙光が完全に訪れるまでの間、我々は依然としてクリッカーを置き忘れた場所を捜し求めて、自らの足跡を辿るという煩わしい儀式を強いられることになるだろう

In the recesses of the refrigerator?

冷蔵庫の奥底に?

At the very instant of seizing a confection?

菓子を手に取る刹那に?

Or perhaps in some obscure corner of the lavatory?

それとも洗面所の片隅に?

We are resolved to persist in our vigil with a serenity of forbearance, as though deliberately arresting the passage of time itself, until such moment as thou art vouchsafed cognizance of its existence.

我々は恰も時間の経過を意図的に停止せしめるかの如く、汝がその存在を認知するに至るまで、静謐なる忍耐をもって待機を続行する所存である

In the interim, we bequeath the following:

その間以下を遺置する

While the flush toilet may rank as humanity's most civilised invention, the remote control must surely be accorded the second place.

水洗トイレは人類が生み出した最も文明的発明であるかもしれないがその次に位置づけられるべきリモコンである

Indeed, one might contend that it possesses an importance scarcely inferior to that of the sexual act itself.

それはほとんど性行為と同等の重要性を有していると言えよう

This aphorism is attributed to the late Eugene Polley, a scientist at Zenith, who, along with his colleague Robert Adler, is widely acknowledged as a pioneer in the field of wireless remote control technology.

この言葉は故ゼニス社の科学者ユージン・ポーリーに帰せられるものであり彼は同僚のロバート・アドラーとともにワイヤレスリモコン技術の先駆者として広く認知されている

Polley was, in all likelihood, driven by an acquisitive impulse.

ポーリーはおそらく所有欲に駆られていたのであろう

Nevertheless, in the realm of human relations, no ascendancy surpasses that of seizing command over the remote control.

しかしながら人間関係においてリモコンの支配権を掌握することに勝る優位性は存在しないのである

David Bauder, until his retirement this year, has spent a veritable three decades penning journalistic treatises on the medium of television for fellow reporters.

デビッド・バウダー氏は本年をもって引退するまで実に三十年間にわたりテレビという媒体についてリポーター向けの論考を執筆し続けてきた。

This piece constitutes an integral component of the serial feature "American Objects," commemorating the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States.

本稿はアメリカ合衆国建国二百五十周年を祝賀する連載企画「アメリカのオブジェ」の一端を成すものである。

For further elucidation on American Objects, kindly click here.

アメリカのオブジェに関する詳細はこちらをクリックされたい

Additionally, for a compendium of articles pertaining to the anniversary, please click here.

また記念日にまつわる記事群はこちらをクリックされたい

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