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Ode to the Remote Control — The Little Box That Grants Desires Without Rising from Your Seat

Ode to the Remote Control — The Little Box That Grants Desires Without Rising from Your Seat

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September 5th, 2026

Ode to the Remote Control — The Little Box That Grants Desires Without Rising from Your Seat

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CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. (AP)Had the television remote control never been invented, channel surfers and couch potatoes would have had to argue about something else.

クロトン・オン・ハドソンNY(AP)もしテレビのリモコンが発明されていなければチャンネルサーファーカウチポテト別のこと言い争わなければならなかっただろう

Come to think of it, such surfers and potatoes might never have existed at all.

考えてみればそうしたサーファーポテト存在しなかったかもしれない

While it may be utterly incomprehensible to those under forty, there was indeed a time when changing channels required one to rise from one's seat, walk over to the 'television,' and manually turn the 'dial.'

40歳未満の世代には到底理解しがたいかもしれないがかつてチャンネルを変更する際にはわざわざ腰を上げて「テレビ」の前まで歩み寄り、「ダイヤル」を手で回さねばならない時代が確かに存在したのである。

The scientists at Zenith Electronics identified a challenge that demanded immediate attention.

ゼニス・エレクトロニクスの科学者たちは早急な対応を要する課題を認識した

The first television remote control, the "Lazy Bone," which hit the market in 1950, did not employ a wireless system, and as a result, users frequently suffered the inconvenience of tripping over its cord.

1950年に市場へ登場した最初のテレビ用リモコン「レイジー・ボーン」はワイヤレス方式を採用しておらずそのため利用者たちはしばしばつまずくという不都合に見舞われた

The first wireless remote control, the "Flash-Matic," which appeared five years later, had an unsettling appearance reminiscent of a gun and operated by means of light signals.

5年後に登場した最初のワイヤレスリモコン「フラッシュ・マチック」は、その外観が銃を思わせる不気味なものであり光信号利用していた

This device lacked the capacity to identify individual televisions, and on sunny days it suffered from a defect whereby spurious signals would arbitrarily switch the channel.

この装置テレビを個別に識別する機能備えておらず晴天時には誤った信号によってチャンネル独断で切り替わるという欠陥抱えていた

The following year, Zenith's "Space Command" was introduced to the market, operating through sound waves.

翌年には、ゼニス社「スペースコマンド」音波を介して市場に投入された

In these early models, each press of a button produced a distinct "click" sound, which ultimately gave rise to the term "clicker."

これらの初期モデルにおいては、ボタンを押下するたびに「カチッ」という音発生したことから、「クリッカー」という用語が誕生するに至った

Remote control devices utilizing infrared signals made their market debut in the 1980s, and coupled with the advent of the multi-channel broadcasting era ushered in by cable television, this apparatus underwent a transformation into an indispensable fixture of daily life.

赤外線信号を利用したリモコン装置は1980年代に市場へ登場しケーブルテレビによる多チャンネル放送時代の幕開けと相まってこの機器は生活に欠かせない存在へと変貌を遂げた

"A trivial mishap such as misplacing the remote between the cushions has evolved into a situation that today triggers a commotion tantamount to losing one's smartphone," remarks David Bianculli, a television critic for NPR's 'Fresh Air' and a professor at Rowan University in New Jersey.

クッションの隙間にリモコンを紛失するなどという些細な出来事が今日スマートフォンを失くすのと同等の騒動を引き起こす事態へと変貌を遂げた」と、NPRの「フレッシュ・エア」のテレビ評論家でありニュージャージー州のローワン大学教授を務めるデビッド・ビアンクーリ氏は述べている

The remote control exerted a profound influence on television programming and on viewing behavior itself.

リモコンはテレビの番組編成視聴行動そのものにも多大な影響を及ぼした

For the networks, the flow of the programming schedule was a matter of paramount concern: the challenge of how to prevent viewers from switching channels.

ネットワークにとって番組スケジュールの流れ極めて重要な関心事だった視聴者がチャンネルを切り替えるのをいかにして防ぐかという課題である

CBS's Saturday-night lineup of the 1970s, spanning from "All in the Family" to "The Carol Burnett Show," was hailed as a masterclass in deftly orchestrating program flow.

1970年代のCBSの土曜夜のラインナップ「オール・イン・ザ・ファミリー」から「キャロル・バーネット・ショー」に至るまで、番組の流れを巧みに操る傑作と評された

NBC once positioned Thursday nights as "Must See TV."

NBCはかつて木曜夜を「マスト・シーTV」と位置づけていた

In the early days of cable television, viewers operated their remote controls without any clear intention, giving rise to the phenomenon of the "channel surfer" who flits from one channel to the next.

ケーブルテレビ黎明期においては視聴者は明確な意図もなくリモコンを操作しチャンネルを次々と渡り歩く「サーファー」という存在を生み出した

Consequently, there was a growing tendency in programme production to place greater emphasis on flamboyant staging, and capturing the viewer's attention became the paramount imperative.

その結果番組制作の現場では華美な演出が重視される傾向が強まり、いかにして視聴者の目を惹きつけるかが至上命題となったのである

The remote control harbors an inherent flaw that is all too often overlooked.

リモコンにはしばしば看過されがちな本質的な欠点が内在している

It lies in its capacity to subtly amplify human self-interest.

それは人間の利己心を巧妙に増幅させるという点だ

The options available for use proliferate to such an excessive degree that they multiply chaotically until one's judgment as to which to select becomes impaired.

使用する際の選択肢が過剰に氾濫しどれを手に取るべきか判断が鈍るまで、無秩序にその数を増やし続ける

Moreover, battery depletion strikes at unpredictable moments, ruthlessly thwarting the user's plans.

さらに電池の消耗は予測不可能な瞬間に訪れ使用者の計画を無惨に頓挫させるのである。

Now that household appliances have come to incorporate voice recognition, the remote control may eventually disappear from the scene.

今や家電製品が音声認識を備えるに至りリモコンはやがて姿を消すかもしれない。

In the meantime, one is likely to find oneself retracing steps to locate a misplaced clicker.

それまでの間はクリッカーを置き忘れた場所を探しに戻る羽目になるだろう。

Is it inside the refrigerator?

冷蔵庫の中か

Was it when you went to fetch a snack?

お菓子を取りに行った際か

Or perhaps in the washroom?

それとも洗面所か

We intend to wait, as if to halt time itself, until you come into our sight.

私たちはあたかも時間を止めるかのように、あなたが我々の目に映るまで待機する所存だ

In the meantime, let us leave this behind:

その間これを遺しておこう

While the flush toilet may rank among the most civilised inventions humanity has ever produced, the remote control arguably comes a close second in importance.

水洗トイレは人類が生み出した中で最も文明的発明の一つかもしれないが、その次に重要なのがリモコンである

One could assert that it holds nearly as much significance as the act of sexual intercourse itself.

それはほぼ性行為と同等の重要性を持つと言える

These are the words left behind by the late Zenith scientist Eugene Polley, who, alongside his colleague Robert Adler, is widely recognized as a pioneer of wireless remote control technology.

これは故ゼニス社の科学者ユージン・ポーリーが遺した言葉であり、彼は同僚のロバート・アドラーと並んでワイヤレスリモコン技術の先駆者として広く認知されている。

Polley may have harbored a sense of ownership.

ポーリーは所有感を抱いていたのかもしれない

However, in relationships, there is no more potent advantage than seizing control of the remote.

しかしながら関係性においてリモコンの支配権を掌握することほど強力な優位性は存在しない

David Bauder has spent three decades writing about television for reporters, until his retirement this year.

デビッド・バウダー氏は今年引退するまでの30年間にわたりテレビに関する記事をリポーター向けに執筆してきた。

This forms part of the serialized series "American Objects," commemorating the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States.

これはアメリカ合衆国建国250周年を記念する連載シリーズ「アメリカのオブジェ」の一環を成すものである

For further details on American Objects, click here; for articles on the anniversary, please click here.

アメリカのオブジェに関する詳細はこちらをクリック記念日の記事についてはこちらをクリックされたい

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