A trans-Atlantic cyclopean pall of Saharan aeolian dust, constituting the *annus*'s most prodigious such occurrence, has transgressed into the Caribbean basin and now advances inexorably towards the continental United States; this particulate miasma, extending some 2,000 miles latitudinally from Jamaica to Barbados and 750 miles longitudinally from the Turks and Caicos archipelago to Trinidad and Tobago, has, at these elevated concentrations, elicited prophylactic advisories from health authorities, given its propensity to induce rhinorrhoea, tussis, and lacrimation, whilst the Saharan Air Layer, a seasonal meteorological phenomenon originating *ex Africa* between April and October, attenuates tropical cyclogenesis in the Atlantic; projections indicate the dust plume will impinge upon the littoral states of Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi *infra hebdomadam*, a recurrence of the prior June's unprecedented "Godzilla dust cloud," which represented a quinquagennial maximum.